We have a phrase that we use here in Russia, RR. Which stands for Random Russia. Here is a list of things in Russia, that just seem random to all of us.
1. Drinks are not served cold or with ice, EVER. So that means hot Coke and luke warm water. They think that if you drink cold drinks you'll get sick.
2. Russians are super cold phobic, they think that if a girl sits on cement, any time of the year, she will become infertile b/c she will freeze her ovaries.
3. Everytime I order a Moca from Max it's something totally different.
4. Our blankets, in our rooms, are more like rugs.
5. Everyone wants exact change, they get really mad if you don't have it. How can you ever get exact change if no one wants to give you change?
6. Ketchup cost 7 rubles per package at McDonald's.
7. Everyone, I mean everyone wears really pointy shoes, even men's dress shoes are pointy.
8. It rains everyday, and did I mention that it's 43 today but feels like 35, it's really cold, and it's July!!!
9. There are no lines here, just mobs. The first person in line is the one who makes it to the counter first.
10. There are virtually no traffic laws.
11. The 80s never died, they just came to Russia
12. Pedestrians DO NOT have the right of way. Any car can and will run over you without much thought.
13. A taxi is any random car that wants to pick you up. If you want to take a taxi you just stick your arm out and jump in the first car that stops. FYI we don't take taxis.
14. If you drive a nice enough car you can park wherever you want; on the road, on the sidewalk, in the park,. wherever.
15. Peperoni Pizza automatically comes with mushrooms
16. People don't sit on toilets they stand on them and squat
17. The showers are desgined so you sit in them
18. Coke tastes like diet coke and Cokacola Light (Russian Diet Coke) tastes more like regular Coke
19. Everytime you get a reciet from anywhere whether you buy icecream or appliances they rip it half way down the middle, why? No one knows.
20. Dogs are allowed on public transportation, and just about where ever else. I'm talking big dogs.
21. If you're sitting down on the metro or on a bus and a Babooshka wants your seat, she'll tell you to get up, and probably shove you out of the way.
22. Near the gate to the red sqare people stand in the middle of this gold thing on the ground. They make a wish and throw coins up over their sholder. Then, like 5 babooskas fight each other for all the coins, they're brutal.
23. When a Russian speaks to you in Russian, and you tell them that you don't speak Russian, they will repeat themselfs over and over like after hearing blkjsd fjasorud fgaffas iwoej five times you will just magically begin to speak the language. |